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Ohio Turnpike taking lead on local entrepreneur's invention - RFP for LMAV Lanes [April 1 spoof]


Ohio Turnpike Commission is taking the lead in exploiting the famous Newark OH motorized bar stool in the news recently. Turnpike CEO George Distel told us this morning the Commission will soon issue an RFP for Lawn Mower Adapted Vehicle lanes (LMAV pronounced 'el-mav' or in common parlance 'stool lanes.')

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