Eliot Spitzer sets a sad standard with Kristen (COMMENTARY)
Posted Thu, 2008-03-13 19:32
It is time someone said what every American male must be thinking in the wake of the Spitzer affair. There has
been a sad decline in politicians' standards. A new low.
Look at Gov Spitzer's hooker gal Kristen. Look!
She's so ordinary, so plain. So girl nextdoorish. (Cancel that: the girl-next-door here at TOLLROADSnews is quite hot.)
When the New York Times managed to turn up Gov Spitzer's Mayflower Hotel trystee Kristen every male, we'd swear, eagerly looked for her pics, expecting to leer. And then was deeply disappointed.
Time it was spelled out: We're appalled a Governor of New York State set the standard so low.
What have American public officials sunk to?
To be a little Churchillian, never in the bed of official sexuality has so much been paid for so little, if not for few.
In an earlier era our public officials seemed to score with a higher class of hooker entirely. Think of women of
the class of Christine Keeler. Or Blaze Starr.
Maybe the Times photos were of Kristen off duty. Maybe she glams up super well after the booker calls. Or maybe we just need to have our testosterone levels checked?
TOLLROADSnews 2008-03-13
been a sad decline in politicians' standards. A new low.Look at Gov Spitzer's hooker gal Kristen. Look!
She's so ordinary, so plain. So girl nextdoorish. (Cancel that: the girl-next-door here at TOLLROADSnews is quite hot.)
When the New York Times managed to turn up Gov Spitzer's Mayflower Hotel trystee Kristen every male, we'd swear, eagerly looked for her pics, expecting to leer. And then was deeply disappointed.
Time it was spelled out: We're appalled a Governor of New York State set the standard so low.
What have American public officials sunk to?
To be a little Churchillian, never in the bed of official sexuality has so much been paid for so little, if not for few.
In an earlier era our public officials seemed to score with a higher class of hooker entirely. Think of women of
the class of Christine Keeler. Or Blaze Starr.Maybe the Times photos were of Kristen off duty. Maybe she glams up super well after the booker calls. Or maybe we just need to have our testosterone levels checked?
TOLLROADSnews 2008-03-13